how to kiss a boy
- grab his waist
- slip your hand in his pocket
- steal his wallet
- dont even kiss him
- just run
im pretty sure bromance is the perfect example of how embarrassingly fragile masculinity is. you know what a female bromance is called? a friendship
"it’s unattractive when girls smoke"
"it’s unattractive when girls swear"
"it’s unattractive when girls don’t shave"
YOU NO WHAT, MAN?! FUCKING GOOD. I DONT WANT TO ATTRACT NARROW MINDED IMBECILIC ASSHOLES LIKE YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE. SO STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY HAIRY, HIGH SELF.